1. You visit their facebook page more then three times a day
2. Your heart skips a beat everytime their msn name pop's up
3. You stare at their display pictures
4. You continue to block and unblock them just to make sure they notice your online
5. You sit by the phone waiting for them to call you and you get mad when they don't
6. You find yourself staring at them when you shouldn't be
7. You "accidentally" find yourself around their house or wherever they are.
8. It takes extra long for you to get ready when you go to see them
9.You get jealous when they talk about the opposite sex.
10.You try to make them jealous so they will want you more
11. You randomly tell pointless stories about them to your friends
12. You laugh at all their jokes even when they're not funny
13. It takes you extra long to write on their wall or message them because it has to be perfect
14. You observe them so much you know some of their outfits and notice when they buy new clothes
15. You have a song that reminds you of them
16. You go to appear offline just to see if they are online
17. You find yourself doodling their name...sometimes with hearts
18. You daydream about them
19. You go out of your way to walk past their locker just to get a glimpse at them even if your late for class
20. You know what classes they have and when they have them even if they haven't told you
21. You always wait for them to say bye to you before you can log off
22. You get butterflies when you hear their voice
23. You find yourself stuttering when you talk to them
24. You do something embarassing in front of them. i.e. trip, burp, say something stupid
25. They're the last person you think about before you go to bed, and the first person you think about in the morning.
26. You get mad at them for not answering u on msn EVEN THO their status is set to away
27. You look at all there groups and try to join similar ones, so it looks like you share the same interests....
28. You know when you close your eyes and still see their face.
29. You know when you talk to someone and accidentally say their name.
30. You know when everything is going wrong in your life and just thinking of them brings a smile to your face.
31. You know when they smile at you and you go psycho thinking about it all day.
32. You know when you see him/her with another girl/guy and your blood rushes so fast.
33. At 11:11, you wish for this person to fall in love with you and for it to stay like that forever
34. You already have the names of both your kids picked out... or naming your kid after them
35. Get into the same class as them (accidentally of course)
36. Join a sport club just because they are in it
37. You think you sound cool, funny (w/e you wanna describe it) in front of them, to only walk away and start thinking "CRAP, why the hell did I say that" or "I'm such an idiot" "What was I thinking!?!?"
38. You try to think of something to add on this group
39. No matter how hard you try you can never hate or get mad at them
40. You cry when you know they have left you for something else in their life.
27. You look at all there groups and try to join similar ones, so it looks like you share the same interests....
28. You know when you close your eyes and still see their face.
29. You know when you talk to someone and accidentally say their name.
30. You know when everything is going wrong in your life and just thinking of them brings a smile to your face.
31. You know when they smile at you and you go psycho thinking about it all day.
32. You know when you see him/her with another girl/guy and your blood rushes so fast.
33. At 11:11, you wish for this person to fall in love with you and for it to stay like that forever
34. You already have the names of both your kids picked out... or naming your kid after them
35. Get into the same class as them (accidentally of course)
36. Join a sport club just because they are in it
37. You think you sound cool, funny (w/e you wanna describe it) in front of them, to only walk away and start thinking "CRAP, why the hell did I say that" or "I'm such an idiot" "What was I thinking!?!?"
38. You try to think of something to add on this group
39. No matter how hard you try you can never hate or get mad at them
40. You cry when you know they have left you for something else in their life.
41.You get excited when they give you a quick glance because you know for just one second you crossed their mind.
42.You read all the statements above and there was only one person on your mind
43.They're the first person you look at when you get to class
44.You walk all the way to the pencil sharpener to see them and then you realize that you have a lead pencil
45.You can see their face when you close your eyes
46.You miss them before they're even gone.
47.A simple task with them becomes a lasting memory
48.You start nodding while you read some of the statements because you know they are right & they concern you
49.When everything you do somehow reminds you of them.
50.All the songs on your ipod remind you of them./They have a playlist on your ipod
51. When the phone rings you wish it was them and when its not you want to cry.
52. When they don't reply from a text message you suddenly think they hate you
53.As soon as you look at them and then look away, you already miss them.
54. When they say "bye i have to go" on msn/im u start typing fast so they get your message before u log off
55.You always look at their facebook profile to see what they did, events their going to, comments on pictures, their friends....etc.
56.You find yourself cutting photos of them.
57.You read over ur personal messages constantly.
58.Everytime you are talking with someone, you say their name! even if you don't mean to.
59.You go through their friends list and see how they met each person.
60. When you see him all the things you had planned to say go out the window, and you just stay with an idiot face.
61.Everything you do, you do it thinking of him/her.
62.You're so happy going to school only because you'll probably see them there.
63.Everytime you recieve a message/call on your cellphone, the first person you think of is him/her.
64.When he/she is the only person who can make you laugh when you dont even want to smile.
65.All the guys/girls you see look just like him/her... example.... i just saw so and so... never mind wasn't them!
66.You continuously stare at them, until he/she notices you then you quickly look away, and start looking at other guys/girls (avoiding his/her eye contact) just so that they'd think that you weren't looking at them.
67.When you know you cant have them but you become best friends with them because you want to be as close to them as you can
68. You constantly look at the pictures you have of them.
69.You plan out conversation topics to have with them
70.You say everything you can just so the conversation can last longer.
71. All you do is think about that person and accidently say or write their name instead of someone else’s on a msn convo.
72. You are so happy to see them but at the same time you're nervous and terrified.
73. Someone asks if you like him/her (and you deny it) but you can’t help but have a smile on your face.
74. The simplest little gesture from them, for example saying hi to you when you pass them, or starting a conversation with you, makes your day
75. Just looking at their pictures make you smile
76. You go out with someone else to make them jealous, to find out if they like you or just to get over them
77. You look at them in the hallways and hope they look at you back, even though it’s just a glimpse.
78. You go on facebook and keep clicking “online now” just to see when he/she logs on
79. You hate chain letters and delete them all unless they have something to do with love, then you pass it on saying his/her name like 6 million times, hoping it'll work
80. You look at the songs they like on their applications on facebook and you download them just to see if you like them.
81. You like every song they send you especially if it’s a slow jam
82. Your in a group with your friends and suddenly they leave, so the group isn't interesting anymore
83. You constantly can't stop thinking about his smell or the little imperfections that make him/her them
84. You ask them questions about themselves even though you already know from their friends.
85. You dial there number then hang up once you hear it's ringing because you get scared.
86. You have a special ringtone just for them on you cell phone
87. You randomly walk into things or people from staring at them
88. You get pissed if he/she doesn’t come to school
89. You are talking to him on msn and u forget to feed your dog
90. You have his msg box as big as possible so you don’t miss a word he says
91. You keep reading your convo over and over again after he logs off, or you stare at their display pictures after they log off
92. You get pissed when he/she logs off without saying some sort of goodbye
93. You get pissed when they log off
94. You repeatedly have random dreams about them.
95. You start to suck at everything when he/she is around because you’re trying so hard.
96. You scream jus to get his/her attention
97. You talk really loud to your friends just so he/she sees your there
98. You still like them even after your friends constantly tell you, that you can do better and he’s ugly.
99. You deliberately skip the one class you have with him/her so s/he will wonder where you are
100. Just hearing their voice makes your heart pound faster and your mouth suddenly go dry
101. When you take likeness quizzes on facebook to see how alike you are
102. When you use proxy avoidance sites at school to check your facebook just in case s/he sent you a message since you checked 10 minutes ago
103. You are suddenly afraid you've said something offensive when they don't answer right away on MSN messenger
104. The most you can ever say to them in person is "hi" and "bye"
105. You spend hours selecting your facebook profile picture just to impress them.
106. You take pictures just for facebook so they will notice you.
107. When the one thing you want to do most in the world is the one thing you can't do: talk to them.
108. You wait for them to say hi to you on msn and never want to say it first because you want to feel like they actually want to talk to u
109. Every time u get a message on facebook / txt/call, u get excited because u think or hope its from them
110. Your afraid that they're going to read this and be like “wooow wtf their a looser”
111. After talking to them for a long time and feeling happy that you two seem to be getting along, you go and say something stupid that ruins it and puts you right back where you started.
112. You help them with their love problems even though you love them so much
113. You come to school so sick u fell like your going to faint, only to find out they didn't come after all.
114. Your talking to them and u forget what you were saying in the middle of your sentence.
115. When you talk about the times you had with him/her to someone else even if it was just a fight
116. You can’t bring yourself to deleting their text messages and feel so guilty when you have to because your memory is full
117. You can wait all day and night just for them to return your call. (Your never too tired to talk to them)
118. You're friends are talking to you on the phone , and he/she calls so you get the urge to hang up on your friend[s] just to talk to him/her.
119. You sometimes hurt another friend while your trying to get them to like you.
120. You save your conversations on msn just to remember what he/she said!
121. You tell them the movie is starting a half hour earlier just so you can spend the extra time with them.
122. You take the extra long and slow way back home again just to spend the extra moments with them.
123. You forget to breathe when they hold you.
124. Get a new outfit or hairstyle just so they can notice you and say that you look nice or
125. Leave stupid comments on their wall repeatedly just so they'll write back on yours.
126. You love when you make them laugh
42.You read all the statements above and there was only one person on your mind
43.They're the first person you look at when you get to class
44.You walk all the way to the pencil sharpener to see them and then you realize that you have a lead pencil
45.You can see their face when you close your eyes
46.You miss them before they're even gone.
47.A simple task with them becomes a lasting memory
48.You start nodding while you read some of the statements because you know they are right & they concern you
49.When everything you do somehow reminds you of them.
50.All the songs on your ipod remind you of them./They have a playlist on your ipod
51. When the phone rings you wish it was them and when its not you want to cry.
52. When they don't reply from a text message you suddenly think they hate you
53.As soon as you look at them and then look away, you already miss them.
54. When they say "bye i have to go" on msn/im u start typing fast so they get your message before u log off
55.You always look at their facebook profile to see what they did, events their going to, comments on pictures, their friends....etc.
56.You find yourself cutting photos of them.
57.You read over ur personal messages constantly.
58.Everytime you are talking with someone, you say their name! even if you don't mean to.
59.You go through their friends list and see how they met each person.
60. When you see him all the things you had planned to say go out the window, and you just stay with an idiot face.
61.Everything you do, you do it thinking of him/her.
62.You're so happy going to school only because you'll probably see them there.
63.Everytime you recieve a message/call on your cellphone, the first person you think of is him/her.
64.When he/she is the only person who can make you laugh when you dont even want to smile.
65.All the guys/girls you see look just like him/her... example.... i just saw so and so... never mind wasn't them!
66.You continuously stare at them, until he/she notices you then you quickly look away, and start looking at other guys/girls (avoiding his/her eye contact) just so that they'd think that you weren't looking at them.
67.When you know you cant have them but you become best friends with them because you want to be as close to them as you can
68. You constantly look at the pictures you have of them.
69.You plan out conversation topics to have with them
70.You say everything you can just so the conversation can last longer.
71. All you do is think about that person and accidently say or write their name instead of someone else’s on a msn convo.
72. You are so happy to see them but at the same time you're nervous and terrified.
73. Someone asks if you like him/her (and you deny it) but you can’t help but have a smile on your face.
74. The simplest little gesture from them, for example saying hi to you when you pass them, or starting a conversation with you, makes your day
75. Just looking at their pictures make you smile
76. You go out with someone else to make them jealous, to find out if they like you or just to get over them
77. You look at them in the hallways and hope they look at you back, even though it’s just a glimpse.
78. You go on facebook and keep clicking “online now” just to see when he/she logs on
79. You hate chain letters and delete them all unless they have something to do with love, then you pass it on saying his/her name like 6 million times, hoping it'll work
80. You look at the songs they like on their applications on facebook and you download them just to see if you like them.
81. You like every song they send you especially if it’s a slow jam
82. Your in a group with your friends and suddenly they leave, so the group isn't interesting anymore
83. You constantly can't stop thinking about his smell or the little imperfections that make him/her them
84. You ask them questions about themselves even though you already know from their friends.
85. You dial there number then hang up once you hear it's ringing because you get scared.
86. You have a special ringtone just for them on you cell phone
87. You randomly walk into things or people from staring at them
88. You get pissed if he/she doesn’t come to school
89. You are talking to him on msn and u forget to feed your dog
90. You have his msg box as big as possible so you don’t miss a word he says
91. You keep reading your convo over and over again after he logs off, or you stare at their display pictures after they log off
92. You get pissed when he/she logs off without saying some sort of goodbye
93. You get pissed when they log off
94. You repeatedly have random dreams about them.
95. You start to suck at everything when he/she is around because you’re trying so hard.
96. You scream jus to get his/her attention
97. You talk really loud to your friends just so he/she sees your there
98. You still like them even after your friends constantly tell you, that you can do better and he’s ugly.
99. You deliberately skip the one class you have with him/her so s/he will wonder where you are
100. Just hearing their voice makes your heart pound faster and your mouth suddenly go dry
101. When you take likeness quizzes on facebook to see how alike you are
102. When you use proxy avoidance sites at school to check your facebook just in case s/he sent you a message since you checked 10 minutes ago
103. You are suddenly afraid you've said something offensive when they don't answer right away on MSN messenger
104. The most you can ever say to them in person is "hi" and "bye"
105. You spend hours selecting your facebook profile picture just to impress them.
106. You take pictures just for facebook so they will notice you.
107. When the one thing you want to do most in the world is the one thing you can't do: talk to them.
108. You wait for them to say hi to you on msn and never want to say it first because you want to feel like they actually want to talk to u
109. Every time u get a message on facebook / txt/call, u get excited because u think or hope its from them
110. Your afraid that they're going to read this and be like “wooow wtf their a looser”
111. After talking to them for a long time and feeling happy that you two seem to be getting along, you go and say something stupid that ruins it and puts you right back where you started.
112. You help them with their love problems even though you love them so much
113. You come to school so sick u fell like your going to faint, only to find out they didn't come after all.
114. Your talking to them and u forget what you were saying in the middle of your sentence.
115. When you talk about the times you had with him/her to someone else even if it was just a fight
116. You can’t bring yourself to deleting their text messages and feel so guilty when you have to because your memory is full
117. You can wait all day and night just for them to return your call. (Your never too tired to talk to them)
118. You're friends are talking to you on the phone , and he/she calls so you get the urge to hang up on your friend[s] just to talk to him/her.
119. You sometimes hurt another friend while your trying to get them to like you.
120. You save your conversations on msn just to remember what he/she said!
121. You tell them the movie is starting a half hour earlier just so you can spend the extra time with them.
122. You take the extra long and slow way back home again just to spend the extra moments with them.
123. You forget to breathe when they hold you.
124. Get a new outfit or hairstyle just so they can notice you and say that you look nice or
125. Leave stupid comments on their wall repeatedly just so they'll write back on yours.
126. You love when you make them laugh
wow that was really longgg
ReplyDeleteyes, yes it rly was... i got it off facebook
ReplyDeletei didn't read all of it. but I read most of it.
ReplyDeleteis it depressing that I do most of those things?? lol
of course its depressing!! but we both do it.. so i guess its ok. we can make a support group ;)
ReplyDeletelol we can call it DLA, Depressing Lovers Anonymous
ReplyDeletesounds about right, lol
ReplyDeletewe can have meetings on uhh... whenever i can see you.